The Art of Happiness and Other Useless Things
"Can you be a blogger without a blog? Is that
a thing?"
- Me.
Hello there.
For those of you who don't know me,
sucks to be you.
Just kidding. My name is Maggie. Yup.
Hi. Nice to meet you too.
Soooo... I've decided to reopen my
blog, and I just wanted to touch up a bit on my decision before I dazzle you
all with my general tomfoolery.
Thing is, I've always struggled with the
concept of a blog. Sure, I'm obsessed with Instragram. I use it daily like any
well-behaving basic b*tch of the modern world. But a blog? Really? Aren't
those, like, so yesterday? Also, don't we have enough of them already?
Who's to say...
But despite these reservations, I can't
help wondering if Instagram is enough. I mean, don't I need something to tie
into the Instagram account I've created? Isn't that the next logical step in
this interneting process?
I suppose it is, because here we are! I've
decided to try this blogging thing out! I just have too many deep, lingering
thoughts swimming beneath my otherwise calm surface.
Also, I did a poll on Instagram and
ya'll said go for it. Yup, that's pretty much it.
Anyway, without further ado, let's talk
about my goal here. My plan. My mission statement, if you will.
Mission
Statement
1. "The Art of Overdressing", in which we
learn how to go hiking in floor-length ball gowns.
2. "The Art of Writing," in which I will try
to talk about the torturous process of being a writer when you have absolutely
no talent. Also, maybe do mini author interviews? Also, maybe post a FREE
weekly serial novel? I dunno. Basically, I have no clue what I'm going to do
with this segment.
3. "The Art of Wifestyling", a word I just
made up to describe the fact that I drag my husband around to places to take
pictures. Yes, pictures. Expect lots of them. I was into photography before it
was cool, sooooo... ha.
4. BONUS CONTENT: "Anxiety Cat is
anxieting", which depicts every day struggles of a derpy kitty caught in
inner turmoils that mysteriously have nothing to do with the outer world he is
so terribly afraid of.
5. And last but not least: "The Art of
Oversharing," in which I treat this very public domain as though it were
my very own trash diary and possibly use the opportunity to give you horrible
advice on everyday matters, Brule's Rules style.*
"Just hose it off, dummy." -Brule's Rules
On second thought, maybe Mr. Portokalos
style, in which Windex is the answer to everything.
Soooo, yeah. To wrap things up, thank
you for reading and joining me on my blogging shenanigans. I hope to shock,
confuse, and disappoint. And then laugh it all off afterwards.
Also, just a quick warning before I go:
I purposefully use hella lots of spelling/grammatical errors. I started doing
it ironically and now I can't stop. If you know of any remedies, please feel
free to sent help k thankssssss byeeeee xoxox
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